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"From touchdowns to touch-downs… 🏈💩 Who knew a Super Bowl party could lead to such a 'crappy' start to the week! 🤣🚽 #SundayFundayTurnedMondayBlues"

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45 shares on YouTube this month:

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

90 shares on Slack this month:

Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

94 shares on Telegram this month:

One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

35 shares on Slack this month:

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

16 shares on Twitch this month:

Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

56 shares on Facebook this month:

Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

36 shares on YouTube this month:

The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

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Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

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Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

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Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

Live now on Messenger:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

Spotted on Facebook:

Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

Breaking via Instagram:

Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

Making waves on X:

The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

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I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

Spotted on Instagram:

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

Making waves on WeChat:

Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Keep the laugh going 😂

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

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