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I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

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I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

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I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

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Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

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I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

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I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.