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- You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.
- I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.
- No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.
- There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.
- If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).