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Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

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It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

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I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

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I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

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God saw you do that.

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“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?