Tested positive for needing a kiss.

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

Commentary:
Looks like the results are in and the diagnosis is clear: a severe case of “kiss deficiency”! 💋 Time to prescribe some extra hugs and smooches to treat this ailment. Who knew that the best cure for a bad day was just a simple kiss away? 😘 #DoctorLove

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