Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

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You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

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The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

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If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

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Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

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If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

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Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

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I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.