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Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

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There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

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Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

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It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

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There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

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It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

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I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

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My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

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The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.