That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Here's to that friend who thinks "expiration dates" are just "mild suggestions." ππ₯΄π§ Related Funny Posts π€ Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety. I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night. I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other. My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.