That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food s… Commentary:Here's to that friend who thinks "expiration dates" are just "mild suggestions." 😂🥴🧀 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night. I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other. My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’. They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.
