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  • Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.
  • Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.
  • Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.
  • Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.
  • Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.
  • If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.