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People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

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They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

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The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

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Making waves on Telegram:

I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

Spotted on Slack:

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Shared recently on Telegram:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

Making waves on Reddit:

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

Making waves on WeChat:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

Spotted on WeChat:

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

Making waves on Twitch:

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

The adult in the room just addressed the elephant in the room.

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I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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39 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

28 shares on YouTube this month:

I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

67 shares on Slack this month:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

18 shares on Discord this month:

Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

62 shares on WeChat this month:

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

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Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Having a job ruined my life.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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Just shared via Slack:

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

Going viral on Snapchat:

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

Trending via TikTok:

Onion rings? I’m answering.

Live now on LinkedIn:

My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

Seen just now on Twitch:

These aliens are taking forever.

Just landed via Facebook:

Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

Shared recently on Reddit:

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

Breaking via Threads:

What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

Freshly posted on Slack:

I will improve my life after I doom scroll a little more. Yes.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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