Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.
  • I have three full closets of nothing to wear.
  • I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.
  • Home is where you trust the toilet seat.
  • That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.
  • I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.