The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

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“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

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Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

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Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

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You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

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Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

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If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”