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The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

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"Ah, the pasta noodles finally getting a glimpse of the world outside their box prison! ๐Ÿ๐ŸŒŽ Thanks to capitalism, they can now dream of al dente adventures and sauce-y escapades! Who knew transparency could be so deliciously entertaining? ๐Ÿ˜„"



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