The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

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I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

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For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.