The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

Commentary:
"Just made eye contact with Tom Cruise in my dreams and I'm pretty sure the national anthem started playing. πŸŽΆπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ˜‚"