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The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

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"Just made eye contact with Tom Cruise in my dreams and I'm pretty sure the national anthem started playing. 🎶🇺🇸😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged admiration, celebrity, cruise, feel, feelings, humor, i, patriotism, tom, Tom Cruise on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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