The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Embracing my inner spooky diva, casting spells and stealing the spotlight from all the cauldrons in town! π§ββοΈβ¨π Related Funny Posts π€ If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist. The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople. The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything. The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop. The feminine urge to say βouchβ when I bump into things that doesnβt even hurt.