The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

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Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

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Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

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There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

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I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.