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Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

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My middle finger salutes you.

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Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

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Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

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“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

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Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

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Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

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When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

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Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

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Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

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You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

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I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

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A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

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Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

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I love a touchy-feely man. Like, yes, please keep your hands on me.

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Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

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My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

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Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

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I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

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Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

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Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

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It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

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I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

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8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

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The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

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The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

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