The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex. Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience. The Jaws theme stays on during sex. There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both. They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.