The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do… Commentary:"Ah, so heartbreak is just the universe’s weird way of giving us a performance review! 🚀💔😄" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever. The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives). My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet. My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.
