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What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

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I have the sex drive of a potato.

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As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

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I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

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New year update: losing everything but weight.

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I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

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Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Going bananas on Instagram:

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

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I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

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What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

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“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

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Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

The “-ification” essay pandemic.

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What does international law say about a third Margarita?

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My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

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If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I woke up alive again.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

54 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

92 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

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It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

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If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

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When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

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Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

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I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

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“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

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Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

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My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

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Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

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Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.

I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

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The “-ification” essay pandemic.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

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