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"Ah, the introvert's grand escape plan: post-holiday hibernation mode ON! 🎄👨‍👩‍👧‍👦💤 Who needs the hustle and bustle when you can have a week of peace, quiet, and Netflix marathons instead? 😂 #IntrovertLife"

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I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

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Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

72 shares on WeChat this month:

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

63 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

85 shares on Slack this month:

If you relate to me, get some help!

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

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I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

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Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

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Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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Being a little freak is my love language.

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I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

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Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

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Spotted on TikTok:

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

Seen just now on Slack:

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

Live now on YouTube:

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

Just landed via Instagram:

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

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