The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

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My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

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Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

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I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

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One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

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Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

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Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

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After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

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I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.