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31 shares on Slack this month:

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

63 shares on Twitch this month:

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

99 shares on Threads this month:

Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

14 shares on YouTube this month:

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

59 shares on YouTube this month:

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

69 shares on Twitch this month:

That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

24 shares on X this month:

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

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Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

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The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

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When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

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Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

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I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.

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Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

Just landed via TikTok:

Single by choice. Just not my choice.

Trending via Reddit:

I wish I had a friend like me.

Spotted on Discord:

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Trending via YouTube:

You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

Spotted on X:

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

Spotted on Telegram:

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

Seen just now on TikTok:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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