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Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

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Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

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One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

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Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

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I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

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My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

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91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

45 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

77 shares on Discord this month:

Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

89 shares on Discord this month:

Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

64 shares on X this month:

Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

89 shares on Discord this month:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

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Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

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There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

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My diet was going really well until I woke up.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

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Broadcasted on X:

Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

Making waves on Telegram:

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

Just shared via Twitch:

Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

Spotted on Twitch:

I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

Seen just now on Twitch:

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

Going viral on YouTube:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Making waves on Slack:

Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

Making waves on Snapchat:

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

Just landed via YouTube:

Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

Trending via Twitch:

My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

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The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

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One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

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