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“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

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Statistically speaking, people donโ€™t object enough at weddings.

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There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

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Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

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When Iโ€™m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

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Can I come over and figure you out?

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You can tell Monopoly is an old game because thereโ€™s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

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I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

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The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

Witty text questioning how headache medicine works, with a humorous, playful tone.

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Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

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Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighborโ€™s cat.

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Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

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Not now, Iโ€™m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

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What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

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People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.

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I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

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Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

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Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

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