The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

31 shares on Discord this month:

Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

72 shares on Instagram this month:

Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

27 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

The person who invented bowling: “Oh, and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes.”

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

Everything is about sex except Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about power.

63 shares on Threads this month:

Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

12 shares on Slack this month:

Don’t blame the alcohol. You were an idiot before you started drinking.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.