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A Southerner dies every time you people type β€œya’ll” instead of β€œy’all,” btw.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡± has viewed:

Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

Someone from πŸ‡»πŸ‡Ί has viewed:

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

Someone from πŸ‡«πŸ‡― has viewed:

If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¬ has viewed:

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

Someone from πŸ‡»πŸ‡¨ has copied:

This is an awful time to be an educated person.

Someone from πŸ‡«πŸ‡² has shared:

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ύ has copied:

You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ό has bookmarked:

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡§ has viewed:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Funny Quotes Data πŸ€“

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Funny Quotes Total

15,565

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15,565

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Jan 11, 2026

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

Spotted on Threads:

You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

Just shared via Discord:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Just landed via Reddit:

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go inβ€”no questions asked.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

Shared recently on WeChat:

There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

Trending via Reddit:

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Trending via YouTube:

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

Trending via Telegram:

Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

Just shared via Discord:

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

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98 shares on TikTok this month:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

21 shares on Twitch this month:

Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

25 shares on Instagram this month:

Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

41 shares on Slack this month:

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

99 shares on Threads this month:

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

96 shares on Discord this month:

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling BeyoncΓ© about that the other day.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

New term for people with jobs: emploids.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

14 shares on Discord this month:

It’s only a family vacation if you think β€œWe’re never doing this again” at least once.

51 shares on X this month:

The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

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How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

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Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited!

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Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

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If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

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Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

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A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

Funny Quotes Data πŸ€“

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Funny Quotes Total

15,565

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Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡³ has copied:

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

Someone from πŸ‡«πŸ‡² has shared:

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ή has copied:

People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡Έ has shared:

Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡Ή has shared:

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡± has shared:

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡¦ has bookmarked:

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡· has shared:

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡· has copied:

Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡« has shared:

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Breaking via Discord:

Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”

Freshly posted on YouTube:

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

Going viral on X:

If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

Trending via Facebook:

We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

Just landed via Instagram:

Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

Broadcasted on X:

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

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