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(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

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I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

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There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

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Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

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67 shares on Slack this month:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

12 shares on Facebook this month:

Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

86 shares on Facebook this month:

You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

92 shares on TikTok this month:

There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

43 shares on X this month:

If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

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The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

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I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

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Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

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No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

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Just shared via Telegram:

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Going viral on X:

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

Just shared via YouTube:

Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

Going bananas on Discord:

Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

Spotted on Reddit:

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

Trending via Slack:

Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

Live now on X:

I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

Live now on Messenger:

I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

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There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

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