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I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

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My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”

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No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

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Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

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People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

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I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

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Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.