The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to dodge the caffeine monster, but it keeps finding me βοΈπ π Related funny posts π Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him. Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic. The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction. I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol. How is this the same brain that used to remember everybodyβs phone numbers?