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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

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May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

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They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

94 shares on Twitch this month:

If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

46 shares on Discord this month:

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

72 shares on WeChat this month:

Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

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Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

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Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

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Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

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You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

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Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

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Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

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I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I need a day off from myself.

Going viral on Telegram:

There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

Just shared via YouTube:

I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

Seen just now on WeChat:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

Going bananas on Slack:

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

Making waves on X:

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

My phone screen is brighter than my future.

I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

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