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Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

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I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

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Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

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I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

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Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

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Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.