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Well, it's no wonder the Eager beaver gets so much done – they're just way too eager to slack off! 🌟🦫 Keep calm and beaver on, the hustle is real for this ambitious little creature! 🏃‍♂️💼

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The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

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Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

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Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

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I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

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I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen what happens when they get elected.

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Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you’re typing, and then tell you they don’t have it.

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You’re so productive for your wage.

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No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

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Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

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As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

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Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

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I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

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Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

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I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

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I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

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I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

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Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

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I need to consult the woods about this.

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Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.

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The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

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The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

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