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The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

Commentary:
"Looks like disappointment can always count on you to show up right on schedule! ⏰😂 Maybe it's time to start making some positive appointments instead! 😉 #StayPositive"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged appointment, disappointment, ever, expectations, humor, irony, life, time on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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