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  • I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.
  • The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.
  • Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.
  • I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.
  • One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, ā€œThat’s a pretty building.ā€
  • Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.