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We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

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Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

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How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

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White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

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Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?