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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

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"Today's workout plan: Didly squats only! 💪🤣 #FitnessGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, diddly, doing, even, exercise, fitness, humor, laziness, only, squat, today on Mar 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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