The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly. Commentary:"Today's workout plan: Didly squats only! 💪🤣 #FitnessGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that. I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today. You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio. I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today. Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.