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Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

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Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

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Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

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I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

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My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

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I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

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Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.