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I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

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They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

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Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

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Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

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I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.