The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to find a man who lives up to the hype is like trying to find a unicorn in a haystack! 🦄🤔 Related Funny Posts 🤝 When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging. My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents. So many people to disappoint, so little time.