The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself. Commentary:"Vegan superpower: the nearly impossible mission of staying silent about it! 🤫🥦😆" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box. Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS! I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before. The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat. Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.