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The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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"Vegan superpower: the nearly impossible mission of staying silent about it! 🤫🥦😆"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged being, diet, humor, joke, lifestyle, secrecy, vegan, yourself on May 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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