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The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica…

The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica…

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"Maybe silica gel is not keeping our snacks fresh, but rather guarding secrets we're not ready to handle 🤫🔮 Maybe the forbidden knowledge it holds includes the secret to perfectly folding a fitted sheet and the ultimate dad jokes collection! Who knew those tiny packets were such troublemakers? 🤔😂 #SnackWars"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged eat, eating, forbidden, forbidden knowledge, gel, humor, knowledge, me, silica, silica gel, suspicion, told on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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