The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser. Posted onMay 6, 2024May 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands! Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes. So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans. My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one. That awkward moment between birth and death.