The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

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Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

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Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

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If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

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Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

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I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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I hope this email punches you square in the face.

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I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.