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If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

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The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

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I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

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I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

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You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

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Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

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I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

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That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

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Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.

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Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

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Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

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A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

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You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

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You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

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The fewer the people, the greater the inner peace.

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I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

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I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

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Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

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Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

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I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

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In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

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It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

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My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

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It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

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The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

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Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

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What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

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I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

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Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

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Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

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If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

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I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

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