The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

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A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

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Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.