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"Them: Money doesn't bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. 💸😂 Who knew being sad could feel so luxurious? Bring on the tears of joy… or is it tears of cash now?"

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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

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“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

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I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

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Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

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95 shares on Slack this month:

In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

93 shares on WeChat this month:

Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

41 shares on Discord this month:

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

46 shares on Discord this month:

Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

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Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

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Making waves on Reddit:

The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

Spotted on Facebook:

If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

Trending via Twitch:

All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

Making waves on WeChat:

I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

Spotted on YouTube:

Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

Shared recently on TikTok:

We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

Seen just now on Twitch:

What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

Spotted on WeChat:

This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

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Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

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