Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.
  • Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?
  • Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
  • My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.
  • Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.
  • “Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.