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It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

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Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

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I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

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“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

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Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

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Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

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Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

Not my room, not my elephant.

Men are very good at being women lately.

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

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There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

My brain has too many tabs open.

No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

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There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.

How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

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Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

A selfie only a mother could like.

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

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