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Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

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If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

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We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

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The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

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A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

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Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

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I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.