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There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

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"Ah, fame, the fickle lover that some handle with grace, while others turn it into a messy breakup on live TV ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’” #FameGameMishaps"



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