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A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

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My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

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I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

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I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.