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I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

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The worst person you know is studying psychology.

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Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

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Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

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This meeting could have been a cake.