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Looks like that house is keeping the neighborhood on its toes – is it a yard sale extravaganza or just everyday decor? 🏠🤔 Maybe they're just big fans of the "shabby chic" look! 😄

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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Having a dirty mind and an innocent face is truly a blessing.

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There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

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People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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