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My nickname in high school was “who?”

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Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

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Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

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When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

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If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

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I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.

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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

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How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

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Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

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When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

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Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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