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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

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Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

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I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.