There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

25 shares on Discord this month:

I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

62 shares on Facebook this month:

This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.

54 shares on Messenger this month:

Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.