These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

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That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

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I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

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I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

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Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

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I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

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They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

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First, they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.