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  • I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”
  • Countries are just gangs with paperwork.
  • Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.
  • Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.
  • The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.
  • Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back