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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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2 months ago

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I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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2 months ago

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The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

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2 months ago

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Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

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3 months ago

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23 shares on X this month:

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

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I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen what happens when they get elected.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

35 shares on Threads this month:

(at an incredibly low point in my life) I should start dating again.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”

26 shares on Facebook this month:

Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

82 shares on Reddit this month:

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

98 shares on X this month:

Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

19 shares on Threads this month:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

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Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

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My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

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It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

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I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

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Dissecting an alien and getting bitterly jealous at their crazy organs.

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The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

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As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

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Going bananas on WeChat:

Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

Spotted on Reddit:

Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Breaking via Slack:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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