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Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

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Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

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You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

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Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

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When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.