Commentary:
“Looks like they expected you to just carry that knife around as a fashion accessory! 🔪😂 Who knew cutting ties could be so literal? Snip, snip! ✂️ #Savage”
They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.
Advertisement
Trending Funny Quotes 👇
-
Commentary:
“Explorers searching for new worlds vs. husbands searching for butter… a historic tale of navigation struggles! 🌎🧳🗺️ Let’s hope the next expedition leads them to the Land of the Lost Butter! 🚀🤷♂️🍞 #LostInSpaceAndRefrigerators” -
Commentary:
“Ah, the struggle of having a mind that operates at the speed of light while others seem stuck in slow motion. It’s like trying to process a whole buffet of nonsense in one bite – a true test of mental digestion!” -
Commentary:
“Mastering the art of passive-aggressiveness with just two words: ‘wow ok’ 💁♂️📧 #EmailEtiquette” -
Commentary:
According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to… well, let’s just say their thoughts take an unexpected detour! 🚶♂️🤷♀️ #LostInThoughts -
Commentary:
“Remember, it’s all about the rock ‘n’ roll theatrics! 🤘🎸 Act like every chord is a dramatic battle against gravity and watch the audience be in awe of your musical suffering! 😂 #GuitarHero” -
Commentary:
“Adulting: where the only race you’re winning is the race to pay bills on time! 🏃♂️👟 #GrowingUpProblems”