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They are mad because you took that knife out of your back a…

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back a…

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"Looks like they expected you to just carry that knife around as a fashion accessory! 🔪😂 Who knew cutting ties could be so literal? Snip, snip! ✂️ #Savage"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged back, betrayal, cut, humor, knife, mad, relationships, ty, used on Feb 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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