They are mad because you took that knife out of your back a… Commentary:"Looks like they expected you to just carry that knife around as a fashion accessory! 🔪😂 Who knew cutting ties could be so literal? Snip, snip! ✂️ #Savage" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights. People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch. Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that. If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad. My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”