They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThey need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour. The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door. Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid. Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life. My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.