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“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

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If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.

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Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

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I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.