They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThey need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour. The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door. Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid. Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life. My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.
