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Mar 28, 2026

They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

Humorous quote about delaying mid-life crises for extra time to indulge.

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"Looks like someone is feeling a bit short-changed on their mid-life crisis opportunities! 🙈 Time to start planning for that extended edition crisis package! 🎉🚗💥 #MidLifeCrisisGoals"

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They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

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