They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis. Posted on3 days ago3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like someone is feeling a bit short-changed on their mid-life crisis opportunities! 🙈 Time to start planning for that extended edition crisis package! 🎉🚗💥 #MidLifeCrisisGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man. In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone. Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour. I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever. The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.