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I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

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Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

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Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

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Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

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Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

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Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.