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They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

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Guess I better check out quickly before someone adds me to their cart! 🛒😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, joke, me, selling, shopping, Temu, tomorrow on Nov 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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