Think that’s enough todaying for today.

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Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

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“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

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My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

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I only like when it rains when I’m home.

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.