Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking. Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep. Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm. My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit. My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.
