Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Believing the bodega owner likes you is as misguided as thinking the stripper is interested in your personality. 🤣💵 Let's be real, they both just want your money, darling! 💸 #RealityCheck" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking. Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating. Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep. Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now. My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.