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Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

Commentary:
"Believing the bodega owner likes you is as misguided as thinking the stripper is interested in your personality. 🤣💵 Let's be real, they both just want your money, darling! 💸 #RealityCheck"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bodega, exactly, humor, likes, misunderstanding, owner, perception, relationship, same, stripper, thinking on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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