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Mar 26, 2026

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

Humorous quote comparing mistaken perceptions about bodega owners and strippers' feelings.

Commentary:
"Believing the bodega owner likes you is as misguided as thinking the stripper is interested in your personality. 🤣💵 Let's be real, they both just want your money, darling! 💸 #RealityCheck"

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Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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