Commentary:
Oh, the harsh reality of aging and its impact on our once youthful energy levels! 🌙💤 It's like our bodies decide to hit the snooze button on staying up all night as we get older. 🚫🦉 Despite the transformation, we can still rock a bedtime routine like nobody's business! 💪😂 #NightOwlNoMore
New Funny Quotes ✨
Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.
14 hours ago
Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.
14 hours ago
I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?
14 hours ago
Moose would have been a better name for a cow.
14 hours ago
Unfollowers, take me with you!
15 hours ago