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Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

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The world needs to chill out. Thereโ€™s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

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Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

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The devil couldnโ€™t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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Toasters arenโ€™t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

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Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

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I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

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When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

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This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

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